We lived around the corner from the Chop
Suey joint on Third Avenue immortalized by Edward Hopper in 1929. What it was still doing there in 1962 is a
mystery, but as with the ice-man and knife-grinder who still plied the block by
pushcart, change across those decades came at a snail's pace in most of the old
neighborhoods. It's possible that the man in the black satin toque who served
Mr Hopper that afternoon as he sketched from a corner table was the father of
the man who served us, and it's safe to say that the meal itself hadn't changed
a bit. American Chop Suey and Chow Mein, the house specialties, were bland
interpretations of their namesakes, based on what was often referred to as
“hamburg” and dressed up with spaghetti and a bit of flaccid bean-sprout. On
special occasions – after selling a painting; before a matinee - my mother
would take us up the gloomy staircase tucked between the shoe-man and the
saloon for an exotic plateful of the stuff, slurped up with abandon beneath the
floating dust-motes caught in the window-shafts of sunlight.
Mediocre might just be too grand a term for
this fare but we loved it nearly as much as what we'd find behind the
complicated little doors at Mom's alternative haunt, the Horn and Hardart's across
town on 57th. Pie was the thing at the Automat and although I'm sure
we must have had other items from time to time – dry, curling bologna sandwich
points, desiccated pickles and stale, rancid chips – it was the colloidal
Boston Cream and glutinous berry pies, together with the complex mechanics of
the coin-fed little cubbies that drew us in. The extra frisson served up by the
ordinary, urban slice of life habituating this vast eatery seemed exciting and
vaguely threatening, too, and it wasn't entirely unusual to find the seedy
gentleman at the next table bent-up-double, dozing in his entre.
At home, my mother began trying out some of
the newer novelties: boxed, component pizza kits, Sara Lee cakes, pressurized
cheese and cream and TV dinners. These were exciting if tasteless alternatives
to the usual Sunday night, fast-food options of chipped beef or tuna fish, rice
and peas and the fact that you had to push, pull or prod at the newfangled
plastic packaging or process only added to the thrill. Often on these rushed
and busy evenings Dad would order a pizza from Eduardo's over on Second Avenue
by the bridge and there was nothing run-of-the-mill about these pies. Although
I secretly preferred a Velveeta melt with a side of Sara Lee, walking through
the dusky cacophony with my brother and father and waiting by the bar while
Eduardo – a masterful, old-school fingersmith – deftly removed our belts, rings
and wallets was pretty cool. That he'd present these purloined items, to our
perpetual astonishment, together with the hot and steaming pizza was nearly as
big a deal as a Swanson's.
Just as the 1950's ushered in America's
celebration of the ordinary, the 1960's, at least until we let our hair down,
gave us all the opportunity to revel in mediocrity and save a bit of time in
the kitchen that might better be devoted to sitting before the telly chortling
at Jackie Gleason, Ed Sullivan and Topo Gigio between bites of processed cheese
food, mock apple pie and turkey from a tube.
love it!!!!!! Trish
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